Before I talk about the quality
of the movie, I need to tell you something hilarious about the Oldboy remake.
If you’ve seen the Korean original
(if you’re reading this, I’m sure you have) you’ll know that the entire film
hinges towards that one sex scene. The shock value that the scene exudes during
the final reveal was one of the primary things that made Park Chan Wook’s 2003 movie
so famous. The film releases in India without the sex scene because it was axed
by the censor board. There are no blurs, no edits, just a big old chop – it’s
completely removed and the sex is not even implied. It’s amusing, and sad. And
it’s not surprising, given the regressive attitude of our censor board. And it’s
a shame that the distributors didn’t submit the film to the revision committee,
because if they had the scene would’ve most probably remained intact.
That said, Spike Lee’s Oldboy is yet another gratingly
unnecessary, clumsily realized Hollywood remake of a foreign classic. The film
pretty much takes a giant dump on everything that we loved about the original
film. There was a lot of fuss made about how this version was going to be
closer to the Manga than the Korean film, but sadly that was all a big fib. The
writing is credited to Mark Protosevich but the film doesn’t even try to do anything
new with the material. Even some of the shots are exactly the same and you’re
left wondering why Spike Lee is channeling his inner Sanjay Gupta. The film is
in fact much closer to Zinda than it
is to Oldboy. The former had excised
the big twist to suit the faint hearted desi audiences, the latter trims down a
couple of plot points to dumb it down extensively. As a result the remake is a
hot mess that is neither for those who loved Park Chan Wook’s movie, nor for
those unfamiliar with it.
Everything about the film is
half-assed, from the writing to the direction to the acting by Josh Brolin. The
one take hammer fight is reduced to a cringe inducing terribly choreographed schlokfest
that makes the one in Zinda look
better in comparison. Before being imprisoned Brolin’s character is supposed to
be pudgy, but Brolin is clearly very muscular and he makes a hilariously bad
attempt to hide his abs by jutting out his stomach to make it look like a
paunch. Elizabeth Olsen’s character in the original hung out with the hero
because someone else was controlling her actions. In the remake, the girl
simply hangs out with a random stranger because she feels compelled to. The
villain in the original was a classy badass with a terrifying motive to torture
the hero, in the remake he’s given a scar on his torso to compensate for his
cheesy standard issue back story. The whole thing really feels like an Asylum
remake of Oldboy with an aftertaste of the live octopus that Oh Dae Su swallows
in the original.
(First published in MiD Day)
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