Sometimes a film arrives that is
so brutally bland, unoriginal and unentertaining that you can’t help
but feel bad for everyone associated with it. RIPD is one of those films.
Starring The Dude Jeff Bridges
and Ryan Reynolds and directed by Robert Schwentke, the guy who made Red, RIPD
is a film that should’ve catered to comic book geeks but somewhere in its
production went awfully wrong to the point of irreparability. Ironically
Schwentke dropped out of making the surprisingly entertaining sequel to Red to make this movie. It’s a bullet
that he should certainly have dodged.
RIPD is based on a graphic novel and is clearly proof that not
every comic need to be made into films. The studio earlier brought us a mixed
bag of films including Hellboy, 300, the
horrendous Virus and the hilariously
bad Alien vs Predator movies so it
isn’t entirely shocking that it decided to fund yet another box office bomb. There
must surely be a fanbase of the RIPD novel for the film version to exist, and
to be fair a story of two ghost cops who battle the forces of evil on Earth doesn’t
seem too dull. In fact with that plot it was easy to make a full on slapstick
comedy or even a smart satire. Unfortunately what the film has turned out to be
is a miserable ripoff of Men in Black, with
the joyless tone of Abraham Lincoln
Vampire Hunter and the half-baked quality of Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters.
There’s only a glimmer of the
irreverent comedy that the film could’ve been in its running joke where the
dead Jeff Bridges appears as a hot woman to humans. It turns out to be the only
joke in the movie, and even that was spoiled in the trailers. It doesn’t help
that the two leads are dull as ditchwater, incredibly happy to grab their
paychecks and run. And to make their banter even more tedious to endure, most
of the lines they speak are plot exposition to spoonfeed the audience on the
villains’ grand plans. It’s one thing to be a dumb movie but another to
consider its audience as equally unintelligent. Hell, even Kevin Bacon as an
undead antagonist managed to be unexciting here, it speaks a lot for the effort
that went into this movie.
The biggest problem is that the
whole film is extremely heavy on fake looking cheesy CGI that makes the
graphics from 1984’s Ghostbusters look
more sophisticated in comparison. When there is no forced, witless dialogue
between the two leads, the filmmakers cram in oodles of computer trickery to pad
the lousy narrative. Even the action sequences are soulless and humorless,
which is kind of surprising considering the director choreographed some fun
stuff in Red and his earlier movie Flightplan. What is actually hilarious
is the way RIPD has been edited,
because we hardly even see the actors’ faces when they utter their dialogues,
which only means that the film went through the editing shredder over and over
again till the studios’ egos were massaged to their content. It’s a little
unfair to Schwentke because all the resulting amateurish content on screen is
attributed to his shortcomings as a filmmaker.
(First published in MiD Day)
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